Throwin' Up StRaWbErRiEs

I've got a funny story to tell About when I was eighteen and My life was hell Found out a boy I loved broke My heart Then I had an incident in a Parking lot Beer before liquor never been Sicker Never kissed a random ass boy Quicker Should've heeded the warnings Had appointments in the Morning Eight am mom's tugging at my Feet She said you got a therapist to Meet I'm throwing up strawberries In my therapists parking lot I've got yeah I've got a lot wrong With me Probably shouldn't have taken That shot Mom got up early made me Breakfast and lunch I'm throwing up strawberries in My therapists parking lot There's an important lesson to Be learned in the story that you Just heard If you don't pay attention then i'd Be concerned Looks can be deceiving if he's Posting and deleting Then baby he's cheating You don't wanna end up like me Eight am mom's tugging at my feet I'm throwing up strawberries In my therapists parking lot I've got yeah I've got a lot wrong With me Probably shouldn't have taken That shot Mom got up early made me Breakfast and lunch I'm throwing up strawberries in My therapists parking lot Sorry Jennifer I didn't run down To get your check But I think someone Should check on my head From down here The sky looks so blue But I am hoping Next session I'll get a better view I'm throwing up strawberries In my therapists parking lot I've got yeah I've got a lot wrong With me Probably shouldn't have taken That shot Mom got up early made me Breakfast and lunch I'm throwing up strawberries in My therapists parking lot