Cameltoe

Walking down the street Something caught my eye A growing epidemic That really ain't fly This middle aged lady I gotta be blunt Her spandex biker shorts Were creeping up the front I could see her uterus Her pants were too tight She musn't own panties There were none in sight She walked right by The poor woman didn't know She had a frontal wedgie A Cameltoe Umm Hmm That's right Uh Huh Oh No Fix yourself girl You got a Cameltoe Girl that's gotta hurt Take some time and adjust Can't you see people staring And making a fuss Could not believe my eyes Had to take a second glance Is your crotch hungry girl? Cause it's eating your pants Do you enjoy the commotion And attention it brings? The only lips I want to see Are the ones that sing In public putting on An X rated show Grossing people out With your Cameltoe Umm Hmm That's right Uh Huh Oh No Fix yourself girl You got a Cameltoe First day of spring and by the looks of things These girls done forgot how to dress A little too quick to wearin pum pum shorts And it's causing me much distress Whoomp there it is ya'll right in the front Everybody come and get a good look I can see everything through the panty cling Every crannie and every nook You better take a quick minute before you step outside Check the area that's pubic Or you'll get your panties all up in a bunch All twisted up like rubic Take these words of advice cause its not very nice I want to put you all in the know Girls don't sleep don't let your pants creep Watch out for the Cameltoe. Umm Hmm That's right Uh Huh Oh No Fix yourself girl You got a Cameltoe