Entertain Me

A neighbour stole my VCR Can't afford to fill up my car It's been a while since I paid the rent I wonder where that money went Fox and Scully just disappeared Well, I could always sit here and grow a beard Broke a rib trying to find the bed The lights are out and the phone is dead Or is it my head Entertain me, entertain me Make me laugh 'til I hit the floor Entertain me, entertain me Crack a joke 'til I can't take no more My girl is gone and so's the cat The junk I eat is making me fat The virus-scan fucked up last night While I was jerking off to a neat website Spent my bucks on apathy Precious, precious enemy The landlord's dog just ate my shoe My buddy's busy sniffin' glue I'm thinking about you Entertain me, entertain me Make me laugh 'til I hit the floor Entertain me, entertain me Slip for me 'til I can't take no more Take your hypocritic pointers And shove em up your ass Don't need your condescending attitude Find somebody else to harass --- Entertain Me - Freak Kitchen