Sheena Is a T-Shirt Salesman

Paralyzed by paperwork It took a special woman to commit But Sheena is a clever girl She paid for our equipment with her tits She tore off her t-shirt I didn't know I wanted to I didn't know I wanted to until I did Dumb is the new black One of us, the sober one Should sit her down and tell her how we feel 'Cause Sheena is a slogan now A comma in the common cattery He made her a mix tape He didn't know he needed to He didn't know he needed to until he did Dead is the new good Autistic autistic autistic radio Artistic license (celebrate a bus pass) Autistic autistic autistic radio Artistic license (melanoma shake down) Bring a bracket to the county fair Does anyone here have the ear of the devil? Or a piece of his hair? This song is dedicated To the merchandise manufacturers Who made it possible With their hard work, talent, application And love of tote bags --- Sheena Is a T-Shirt Salesman - Future of the Left