A Very Extraordinary Sort of Girl

She could take a leaf upon a tree and turn it into gold Just as she could take a piece of rope which on its own will fold You see, she's a very extraordinary sort of girl Why don't you take a stone and eat it just as if it were a cake You could be surprised to see the sort of things that she can bake You see, she's a very extraordinary sort of girl Who is just the same as you and she In every way with quality she's perfect But if you take her out Remember she can break your heart in two But she'll put it back, glue it together, make it look brand new You see, she's a very extraordinary sort of girl Why don't you take a stone and eat it just as if it were a cake You could be surprised to see the sort of things that she can bake You see, she's a very extraordinary sort of girl Who is just the same as you and she In every way with quality she's perfect But if you take her out Remember she can break your heart in two But she'll put it back, glue it together, make it look brand new You see, she's a very extraordinary sort of female, woman You know the type --- A Very Extraordinary Sort of Girl - Gilbert O'Sullivan