Piano Teacher

I once had a babysitter kicked her out and locked the handle I once had a piano teacher but I threw her in the piano I once had a pilot made him parachute with the attendants Now I'm half as good and twice as screwed because I'm independent I once had a swimming coach and I wrapped seaweed on his leg Now I can't swim anywhere without my handy orange vest I once had a stylist, beat him with a weighted scarf Now I look just like a mess But my fans all think it's art I once had a manager and yeah I almost made it final Tore his contract up and beat him up with his platinum vinyls I once had a counselor until I left to go to college Now I don't know how to do a thing because I never call him no I once had a babysitter kicked her out and locked the handle I once had a piano teacher but I threw her in the piano I once had a pilot made him parachute with the attendants Now I'm half as good and twice as screwed because I'm independent I once had a babysitter kicked her out and locked the handle I once had a piano teacher but I threw her in the piano I once had a pilot made him parachute with the attendants Now I'm half as good and twice as screwed because I'm independent I went to see a therapist To help me get along But when he tried to help me All that I could hear was "I'm wrong, I'm wrong" and I didn't like that I once had a dog I didn't feed him but he didn't care Cos he cooks for us both and he also cut my hair And my girl said she had to let me go Tried to tell her I had everything all under control but I don't No I don't But I hope you think I do Yeah I hope you think I do Yeah I once had a babysitter kicked her out and locked the handle I once had a piano teacher but I threw her in the piano I once had a pilot made him parachute with the attendants Now I'm half as good and twice as screwed because I'm independent I once had a babysitter kicked her out and locked the handle I once had a piano teacher but I threw her in the piano I once had a pilot made him parachute with the attendants Now I'm half as good and twice as screwed because I'm independent Imma call my babysitter she can come over this Sunday Imma open up the piano tell my teacher I start Monday Imma call the pilot up he'll teach me how to stick the landing Cos my life is so much better when they help me understand it --- Piano Teacher - Glitch Gum