The Grand Ole Opry (Ain't So Grand)

Well the Grand Ole Opry ain't so grand anymore Did you know Hank Williams ain't a member but they keep 'em outside their door Hell they didn't even really want Johnny Cash back in 74' Said the Grand Ole Opry ain't so grand anymore Well they were nervous about Waylon 'cause he had a crooked smile For many, many years they never wanted Bocephus 'cause he's too goddamn loud Did you really think they ever wanted Johnny Paycheck hanging around Hell naw cause their too up tight wild for real rebels like to get down To most people listening to this it might seem like I'm talking shit But if you look behind the scenes of who's pulling string well god dammit it'll make ya sick Hank Williams still ain't reinstated and I'll tell ya that's fuckin' bullshit And the king Jimmy Martin if he was still here he'd tell 'em all to fuckin' suck his dick Well they were nervous about Waylon cause he had a crooked smile For many many years they never wanted Bocephus 'cause he's too goddamn loud Did you really think they ever wanted Johnny Paycheck hanging around Hell naw cause their too up tight wild for real rebels like to get down And the Grand Ole Opry ain't so grand anymore Well they done fucked off the people that made it when it wasn't shit before Hell they didn't even really want Johnny Cash back in 74' Said the Grand Ole Opry ain't so grand anymore Naw the Grand Ole Opry ain't so grand anymore Did you know Hank Williams ain't a member but they keep 'em outside their door Hell they didn't even really want Johnny Cash back in 74' Said the Grand Ole Opry ain't so grand anymore You know it makes me wonder folks? Has the Opry sinned? Fuck --- The Grand Ole Opry (Ain't So Grand) - Hank Williams III