THE REDNECK SONG

Bisquick on the cast iron Dip spit on my collar I'm podunk proud and I'll shout it so loud You can hear it way down in the holler I'm a redneck I'm a redneck I'll carve it in a cottonwood tree With my redneck knife Yeah, the redneck life is the only life for me I get clear from a still I drink beer, eat deer that I kill A bug zapper's in my windowsill To keep the sundown skeeters at bay I catch cats with a jug My truck nuts stay covered in mud I chew tobacco like a cow does cud And I wouldn't have it any other way 'Cause there's Bisquick on the cast iron Dip spit on my collar I'm podunk proud and I'll shout it so loud You can hear it way down in the holler I'm a redneck I'm a redneck There's a shotgun in my shotgun seat 'Cause if it flies, it dies Yeah, the redneck life is the only life for me Moon Pie dessert, largemouth wall art Earnhardt T-shirt, bought it at the Walmart Chickens in the pen, cock-a-doodle when the dog bark Ain't all kin but we're somewhere in the ballpark, and there's Bisquick on the cast iron Dip spit on my collar I'm podunk proud and I'll shout it so loud You can hear it way down in the holler I'm a redneck I'm a redneck Bury me in the back forty By my redneck wife 'Cause the redneck life is the only life for me, yeah Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of Dew Mix it with a trickle of Dickel or two And when the Mountain Dew and the Dickel's all gone We'll all be drunk and we'll sing this song Bisquick on the cast iron Dip spit on my collar I'm podunk proud and I'll shout it so loud You can hear it way down in the holler I'm a redneck I'm a redneck And to you I might never not be Just a stereotype But the redneck life is the only life for me --- THE REDNECK SONG - HARDY