I Stole A Bride

And every Prince Who lives in Greece Will tear themselves to pieces for this beauty Born of a swan Jesus don't be long Let her body sweat above mine in the summertime And was it she who wrote "Porn is Woman Hatred" on my overcoat Christ I need that coat 'Cause it's cold outside It really shouldn't be this cold in summertime When She lies with me Will she forget I'm ugly Will she pretend I'm pretty Oh I've lived a lie I stole a pretty bride during the summertime Why Must she taunt me so She still has his scent She still wears the suitors clothes I've lived a lie I stole a pretty bride during the summertime And when the swan coupled with the goose They conceived a holy beauty and they let her loose And she caused a war, for ten long years By running off with me she caused her husband tears And those big clipper ships They're heading straight for me and I just want to kiss her properly Oh those big clipper ships They're heading straight for me And I haven't even kissed her properly When She lies with me Will she forget I'm ugly Will she pretend I'm pretty Oh I've lived a lie I stole a pretty bride during the summertime Why Must she taunt me so She still has his scent She still wears the suitors clothes I've lived a lie I stole a pretty bride during the summertime And when I stepped in her room With silver sword in hand She stood there semi-naked The sword fell from my hand She let the silk slip Gently fall from her hips And Christ I want to kiss her Because heaven lies within her lips When she lies with me Will she forget I'm ugly Will she pretend I'm pretty Oh I've lived a lie I stole a pretty bride during the summertime Why Must she taunt me so She still has his scent She still wears the bastards clothes I've lived a lie I stole a pretty bride during the summertime A pretty bride During the summertime --- I Stole a Bride - Hefner