Assault & Batteries

(Breaking news alert, a deadly shootout at a local toy store) (Has left one police officer wounded and a wanted serial killer dead) (We're back, our next guest claims (Her son's doll is possessed by the spirit of a dead mass murderer) I'll be watching over you and every move you make I may be made of plastic but I'm wide awake I'll be right by your side until the day you die Your friend until the end I'm your good guy (Hey Andy!) (It's time to play, motherfucker!) Through a child's eye you'll find it's hard to refuse A friendly freckled face (oh honey, isn't he cute?) But little do they know Little do they see (playtime is over) It's a killing spree, bitch Na, na, na, na, na He's gonna get you E-V-I-L D-O-L-L Na-na-na booboo Violence and voodoo You won't ever grow up, you won't make it past six 'Cause this two-foot-tall demonic doll will make you his bitch You won't ever grow up, he'll toy with you 'til you die To prove that evil comes in every size (Mommy, mommy, my doll is alive) One child holds the truth But he's labeled a liar (one doll dismembered them all!)) With no assembly required They won't know what to say They won't know what to do 'Cause the carnage continues at a store near you! Na, na, na, na, na He's gonna get you E-V-I-L D-O-L-L Na-na-na booboo Violence and voodoo You won't ever grow up, you won't make it past six 'Cause this two-foot-tall demonic doll will make you his bitch You won't ever grow up, he'll toy with you 'til you die To prove that evil comes in every size (Na, na, na, na, na, na) And once he's planted his seed You'll know your life's been uprooted 'Cause safety's not guaranteed (assault and batteries included) (Na, na, na, na, na, na) Stitched back together it seems By the evil bride of his dreams (heaven help you) If you hear him scream Ade Due Dembala (Attention shoppers, one soul left in stock) Ade Due Dembala A new kid on the chopping block! Yeah, hahaha Hidey-ho, bitch! You won't ever grow up, you won't make it past six 'Cause this two-foot-tall demonic doll will make you his bitch You won't ever grow up, he'll toy with you 'til you die To prove that evil comes in every size (na, na, na, na, na, na) You won't ever grow up, you won't make it past six (na, na, na) 'Cause this two-foot-tall demonic doll will make you his bitch (na, na, na) You won't ever grow up, he'll toy with you 'til you die To prove that evil comes (evil comes) Evil comes in every size (Na, na, na, na, na, f******u!)