Mental Floss

Lyrics by Jimmy Buffett Music by Buffett, Kunkel, Guth, P.Mayer & J. Mayer I'd like to be a jellyfish 'Cause jellyfish don't pay rent They don't walk and they don't talk With some Euro-trash accent They're just simple protoplasm Clear as cellophane They ride the winds of fortune Life without a brain (Chorus) In one ear and out the other Don't you get criss-crossed I recommend you try a little Mental floss It's the small, small problems That keep me so upset And send me seeking shelter Beneath my mosquito net I stay there for hours Protected from the night All those insects and vipers And other things that bite (Chorus) I'd like to be a jellyfish 'Cause jellyfish don't pay rent They don't walk and they don't talk With some Euro-trash accent They're just simple protoplasm Clear as cellophane They ride the winds of fortune Life without a brain (Chorus) In one ear and out the other Don't you get criss-crossed I recommend you try a little Mental floss --- Mental Floss - Jimmy Buffett