Junior's In Love

With a dozen roses in his gun rack Junior pulled up into her side lot He carried them up to the front porch And hollered, "Wanda, look at what I got!" She was sittin' there watchin' TV With a dry wall hanger named Shorty She pressed her nose to the screen door And said, "They smell like wd-40!" He said, "Now don't you be that way You know how much I love you I can't hardly sleep at night And when I do I dream of you And by the way, Shorty, I thank you You could have had 'em put me in jail, son I'm just glad I run out of air hose When I come at you with that nail gun" Oh, Junior's in love, ain't that a good one? He'll track her down and then if she should run He'll bring her home like a deer on the hood, son Junior's in love Wanda walked down the front steps And said, "I hate to break up the party But I've got to get to work by five Would you run me over there, Shorty?" That's when Junior turned bright red And said "I'm takin' her to the diner" And he threw Shorty in the truck bed With a busted nose and a shiner Oh, Junior's in love, ain't that a hot one? There's lots of lovers and Junior, he's not one Don't know a kiss from a hug from a shotgun Junior's in love Oh, you know there's an oil puddle by the diner And it came out of his transmission That's where he parks every night and stares through the window In a lovesick, sorry condition...you see Oh, Junior's in love, ain't that a good one? He'll track her down and then if she should run He'll bring her home like a deer on the hood, son Junior's in love --- Junior's in Love - Joe Diffie