Leroy the Redneck Reindeer

Well, you've all heard the story About Rudolph and his nose But I'll tell you a Christmas tale That never has been told You may think you've heard it all But you ain't heard nothing yet About that crazy Christmas The North Pole can't forget Well, Rudolph was under the weather He had to call-in sick So he got on the horn to his cousin, Leroy Who lived out in the sticks He said: "Santa's really countin' on me And I hate to pass the buck." Leroy said: "Hey, I'm on my way." And he jumped in his pick-up truck When Leroy got to the North Pole All the reindeer snickered and laughed They'd never seen a reindeer in overalls And a John Deere tractor hat Santa jumped in and said: "Just calm down 'Cause we've all got a job to do And like it or not, Leroy's in charge And he's gonna be leadin' you." [Chorus] And it was Leroy, the redneck reindeer Hooked to the front of the sleigh Deliverin' toys to all the good ol' boys And girls along the way He's just a down home, party animal Two-stepping across the sky He mixed jingle bells with a rebel yell And made history that night Before that night was over Leroy had changed their tune He had 'em scootin' a hoof on every roof By the light of the neon moon Santa wrapped his bag with a dixie-flag He was havin' the time of his life And you could hear him call "Merry Christmas to y'all And to all of y'all a goodnight." [Chorus] He mixed jingle bells with rebel yell And made history that night --- Leroy the Redneck Reindeer - Joe Diffie