Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off

She said, "I'm goin' out with my girlfriends Margaritas at the Holiday Inn" But oh, have mercy my only thought Was tequila makes her clothes fall off I told her put an extra layer on I know what happens when she drinks Patrón Her closet's missin' half the things she bought Yeah, Tequila makes her clothes fall off She'll start by kickin' out of her shoes Lose an earring in her drink Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall Drop a contact down the sink Them pantyhose ain't gonna last too long If the DJ puts Bon Jovi on She might come home in a tablecloth Yeah, tequila makes her clothes fall off Wa-oh She can handle any Champagne brunch A Bridal shower with Barcadi punch Jello shooters full of Smirnoff But tequila makes her clothes fall off She'll start by kickin' out of her shoes Lose an earring in her drink Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall Drop a contact down the sink She don't mean nothin' she's just havin' fun Tomorrow she'll say, "oh, what have I done" Her friends will joke about the stuff she lost Yeah, tequila makes her clothes fall off Oh, tequila makes her clothes fall off Oh, tequila makes her clothes fall off