Dodge Veg-O-Matic

I'm gonna tell you 'bout the car that I just bought It's that Dodge Veg-O-Matic there in the parking lot Well, I'm gonna tell you 'bout the car that I now own Well it doesn't go nowhere, it just stays all alone You know, I like it You know, I like it a whole lot Well, that's my Dodge Veg-O-Matic there in the parking lot (Dodge Veg-O-Matic there in the parking lot) My Dodge Veg-O-Matic, there in the parking lot (Dodge Veg-O-Matic there in the parking lot) You know, I like it You know, I like to watch it rot (I don't know why) I'm gonna tell you 'bout a car you'd best not buy (Dodge Veg-O-Matic there in the parking lot) The brakes'll fall off and you will sigh (Dodge Veg-O-Matic there in the parking lot) I'm gonna tell you 'bout a car that you won't like (Dodge Veg-O-Matic there in the parking lot) You had best stay home, sir, better take your bike (Dodge Veg-O-Matic there in the parking lot) I like it I like it a lot Because it's my Dodge Veg-O-Matic, it's there in the parking lot (Dodge Veg-O-Matic there in the parking lot) My Dodge Veg-O-Matic, it's there in the parking lot (Dodge Veg-O-Matic there in the parking lot) You know, I like it, though, yes, I like it a lot Tell 'em Well, I'll meet you at seven in the parking lot (Dodge Veg-O-Matic there in the parking lot) We can all just stand by my car, you know, and watch it rot (Dodge Veg-O-Matic there in the parking lot) Well, I'll see you now at seven, sir, don't be late (Dodge Veg-O-Matic there in the parking lot) We'll stand there and watch my car vegetate (Dodge Veg-O-Matic there in the parking lot) You know, I like it You know, I like it a lot (Let's do another verse) Well, go ahead and buy it, don't listen to me, go ahead and do it (Dodge Veg-O-Matic there in the parking lot) You'll have it home five minutes and you'll know you blew it (Dodge Veg-O-Matic there in the parking lot) See, the brakes are made of glass and tires are made of vinyl (Dodge Veg-O-Matic there in the parking lot) You'll want to take it back find out that all sales are final (Dodge Veg-O-Matic there in the parking lot) You know, I like it, though I like this car a lot My Dodge Veg-O-Matic, it's there in the parking lot (Dodge Veg-O-Matic there in the parking lot) It's my Dodge Veg-O-Matic, there in the parking lot (Dodge Veg-O-Matic there in the parking lot) Well, you know, I like it I like it a lot --- Dodge Veg-O-Matic - Jonathan Richman and Jonathan Richman & the Modern Lovers