Lil Jimmy Skit

Hey, Jimmy, where you going? I don't know where I'm going My dad died, and uh, he left me his degrees My mom would always say, "Dad, why don't you work?" But he just kept learning All the other kids parents were working and saving up money for school And I was actually in school all while my dad was in school He even, he was so greedy with degrees, he took my degree And now I'm just glad he left me these Because all the regular homeless people have newspaper, and look what I have These are documented My father left them to me And I'm gonna leave them to my kids I'm gonna learn too I'm gonna get super smart, so I too can die without money But I'll be the smartest dead guy Who has that?