The Ballad of Mr. Steak

Did fate mistake us for a pair of star crossed lovers? The savory ending wasn't drowned in salt and pepper And as we danced together, I cried a funny smile As I felt you awake in the heat of feast Now you're gone forever now inside myself here we go Ooh Mr. Steak you were Grade A I believe when a man's in love he'll do anything he wants He'll do anything that will come to his mind And like that, Mr. Steak was in love every minute of his mind: He's stepping left and right cha-cha He came to me in a package of delight Every other meal paled in his shadow ooh He picked me, not the other way around He came bursting at the seams He pranced around la la He brought the 1 2 3 he brought the four on the floor He loved to move he was everything and more And every bite just made him dance more and more He loved to Mr. Steak you were Grade A Mr. Steak, he's such a bachelor at heart He'd never met another cut that likes to booty booty shaky shake Do you believe that a steak couldn't love Or is hard to manage the fact of meat jerkin to the beat But Mr. Steak he is practically an animal of joy The rarest of all cuts: tenderloin It was a tragedy of unimaginable fate his legend lives across the land Hand in hand here we go he brought the 1 He brought the 1 2 3 he brought the four on the floor He loved to move he was everything and more And every bite just made him dance more and more He loved to Mr. Steak you were great, eh? --- The Ballad of Mr. Steak - Kishi Bashi