(Self-Proclaimed) Voodoo Woman

Voodoo woman Or so you say Self-proclaimed Tarot card fiasco Voodoo woman Tourist vulture High-class beggar Palm reading bonanza Four leaf clovers Gris-gris and sage Spare you a blessing For your lucky pennies Voodoo woman Dressed for the part Shangles and dangles And tricks up her sleeves No divine intervention No channeled spirits No cleaner aura No aligned Chakras You're a fake You're a fraud You're a scam You're a rat A wannabe An impostor And I just got screwed --- (Self-Proclaimed) Voodoo Woman - Lisa LeBlanc