To Heck with Ole Santa Claus

Last year I hung my stockin's by the chimney And ole Santa didn't bring me anything Well I wrote a note and I told him what to bring me But I didn't even hear his sleigh bells ring So to heck with ol' Santa Clause When he goes dashin' through the snow I hope he falls I like to hit him in his (ho ho ho) with a bunch of big snowballs To heck with ole Santa Claus This year I'll build a big fire by the fireplace I'll be like a little pig I read about When that big bad wolf in red comes down my chimney He's a gonna scorch his whiskers there's no doubt So to heck with ol' Santa Clause When he goes dashin' through the snow I hope he falls I like to hit him in his (ho ho ho) with a bunch of big snowballs To heck with ol' Santa Claus I like to hit him in his (ho ho ho) with a bunch of big snowballs To heck with ole Santa Claus Yeah to heck with ole Santa Claus --- To Heck With Ole Santa Claus - Loretta Lynn