Blonde

I'll f******ur life up as a blonde (I'll f******ur life up as a blonde) Nothin' more frightenin' than a woman scorned And a box of bleach You said I'd never change, I bet you never thought I'd go so extreme I lost a couple of inches and then a couple more Starting with you and every single thing you said to me Baby, if you thought that I was trouble Then you're gonna hate what's comin' next Kinda like your worst nightmare but double Is that an angel? No, it's your ex Remember how you screwed up when I was a brunette? I don't think you knew just what you'd done Whoa, I'll f******ur life up as a blonde (I'll f******ur life up as a blonde) I'm goin' Gwen Stefani, I'm goin' Courtney Love I'm heading out of your league I'm gonna make your friends say, "Man, you messed that up" And I would have to agree Had some emotional baggage, oh, but I cut it off Starting with you and every single thing you said to me Ending with you just wanna talk but I'm just never free Baby, if you thought that I was trouble Then you're gonna hate what's comin' next Kinda like your worst nightmare but double Is that an angel? No, it's your ex Remember how you screwed up when I was a brunette? I don't think you knew just what you'd done Whoa, I'll f******ur life up as a blonde (I'll f******ur life up as a blonde) La-la-la-la-la I'll f******ur life up as a blonde (yeah) La-la-la-la-la I'll f******ur life up as a blonde (it's funny) La-la-la-la-la I'll f******ur life up as a blonde La-la-la-la-la I'll f******ur life up as a blonde I'll f******ur life up as a blonde (so fuckin' right) I'll f******ur life up as a blonde (boy, you're super upset) I'll f******ur life up as a blonde You'll rue the day you did me wrong I'll put your name in all my songs I'll twist the knife, it will be fun Fuckin' your life up Baby, if you thought that I was trouble Then you're gonna hate what's comin' next Kinda like your worst nightmare but double Is that an angel? No, it's your ex (it's your ex) Remember how you screwed up when I was a brunette? I don't think you knew just what you'd done Whoa, I'll f******ur life up as a blonde (I'll f******ur life up as a blonde) (as a blonde, as a blonde) La-la-la-la-la I'll f******ur life up as a blonde La-la-la-la-la (as a blonde) I'll f******ur life up as a blonde (find it funny, no? It is) La-la-la-la-la I'll f******ur life up as a blo- I'll f******ur life up as a blonde