Egg Shaped Fred

Na na na nah na nah na na One, two, three Na na na nah na nah na na Na na na nah na nah na na Na na na nah na nah na na Na nah I'm sick of all this scratching around I'm calling Fred to come and give me a hand He's the queen of all the shops where he shops And he's the king of all the scene, to be seen Skin of a nosebreak Fatima toothpaste Penelope Cheapskate Claudia Farmgate We're taking Egg Shaped Fred for tea We'll make them sit strategically We'll test their egg-ability We'll make them meet He only wants to get in your kecks So he can carry out his own little test He only wants to get in your pants Because he knows that you've played in a band Skin of a nosebreak Fatima toothpaste Penelope Cheapskate Claudia Farmgate We're taking Egg Shaped Fred for tea We'll make them sit strategically We'll test their egg-ability We'll make them meet Mavis she knows Mavis she knows She's got all these things around her All things to no men She see you in hell I'll go shopping instead He will send his centipede to sort ya' He's stretched it out to make it two feet taller We're taking Egg Shaped Fred for tea We'll make them sit strategically We'll test their egg-ability We'll make them meet Na na na nah na nah na na Na na na nah na nah na na Na na na nah na nah na na Na nah --- Egg Shaped Fred - Mansun