Too Old to Cut the Mustard

Too old Too old He's too old to cut the mustard anymore Too old Too old He's too old to cut the mustard anymore Once, I kissed a millionaire Ran my fingers through his hair The whole thing turned out pretty grim 'Cause none of his hair belonged to him Too old Too old He's too old to cut the mustard anymore (He's getting) too old Too old He's too old to cut the mustard anymore Oh, you ain't gotta know where the big seat ends Swore he was an Army Man And he got dressed up fit to kill In the uniform he wore at the Bunker Hill Too old Too old He's too old to cut the mustard anymore (He's getting) too old Too old He's too old to cut the mustard anymore I entertained a necktie I know The mood was high and the lights were low He said "it's time to play the scene" "But it's time to drink my Ovaltine" Too old Too old He's too old to cut the mustard anymore (He's getting) too old Too old He's too old to cut the mustard anymore It seems that every man you meet Wants to sweep you off his feet Gals, before you do submit Make him show his birth certificate Too old Too old He's too old to cut the mustard anymore (He's getting) too old Too old He's too old to cut the mustard anymore --- Too Old to Cut the Mustard - Rosemary Clooney and Marlene Dietrich