Greatest Comedian

You're the beauty, the stranger in the grocery store You're the highest quality hardwood door You're the final wartime piece of bread You once told me that you hate the shaven head I want you so And God must be the greatest comedian I know To put you so far away He put you so far away There are "Davids" and "Janets" everywhere There are juveniles with the blondest hair There are cronies with their jobs and ties and cash There are people like me, the whitest trash I want you so And God must be the greatest comedian I know To put you so far away He put you so far away I have heard That Jesus was a very handsome girl If she were I'd bet she'd look something like you now I have heard That some people feel the Earth is flat But if it were How come I don't see you anywhere How come I don't see you any I want you so And God must be the greatest comedian I know To put you so far away He put you so far away I want you so And God must be the greatest comedian I know To put you so far away He put you so far away --- Greatest Comedian - Matt Maltese