The Time We Faced Doom (Skit)

When this reporter babe get here She gon' be on our tip, man You know she gon' wanna write about me and my man here All kind of long articles and stuff (Flash message top secret ultra) Yeah, and when she does, and she puts his picture in the paper That's gonna be the end, secret exposed His face, for everyone to see man (ears only) That's the wack, you know Yo, man, what the f******u talkin' 'bout, man? That's gon' get my man big fame, man (Arrange temporary transfer this agency) Cash money too Yo, but what about money? Yeah If I do this interview (Metal Face DOOM) Will, you know, will I get paid for it? (Your concurrence in the above is assumed) Hell yeah, man You gon' get G's Yo, where do you get your information from? "You're gonna get paid," You don't get paid for an interview and shit (notify MF, KMD, GYP) You don't get paid for that (CM effective immediately) Yeah, he'll come out in it, but he's not gonna get money Yeah, but that's true, what he said, man I don't, I don't want my pictures in the papers, man Look, man, I know how the publicity machine works (top secret ultra end of message) You're gonna get cash money for this You might not get the money, like, right now But you gon' have money like Barry White, man You can do all kind of crazy shit you wanna do When you get this publicity, man Um Huh Now, who will be the first to tell me of a past adventure? (I ain't sayin' nothing) Why don't you tell him about the time we faced Doom? Alright Well as I remember, Doom had threatened the world leaders With destruction of every major city on earth Headquarters Good evening Would you believe it? It's Doom on the phone What's on your evil mind Hold your insulting tongue and mark my words well I have plotted my revenge on you, now I shall have it Bid farewell to your friends Doom hates us all But in his warped mind, he has a personal score to settle with me Operation Doomsday --- The Time We Faced Doom (Skit) - MF DOOM