I Like Chinese

The world today seems absolutely crackers With nuclear bombs to blow us all sky high There's fools and idiots sitting on the trigger It's depressing, and it's senseless, and that's why I like Chinese I like Chinese They only come up to your knees Yet they're always friendly and they're ready to to please I like Chinese I like Chinese There's nine hundred million of them in the world today You'd better learn to like them, that's what I say I like Chinese I like Chinese They come from a long way overseas But they're cute, and they're cuddly, and they're ready to please I like Chinese food The waiters never are rude Think the many things they've done to impress There's maoism, taoism, I Ching and chess So I like Chinese I like Chinese I like their tiny little trees Their zen, their ping-pong, their ying and yang-eze I like Chinese thought The wisdom that Confusious taught If Darwin is anything to shout about The Chinese will survive us all without any doubt So, I like Chinese I like Chinese They only come up to your knees Yet they're wise, and they're witty, and they're ready to please All together now 我爱中国人 我爱中国人 我爱中国人 你好吗, 你好吗, 你好吗, 再见 I like Chinese I like Chinese Their food is guaranteed to please A fourteen, a seven, a nine and lychees I like Chinese I like Chinese I like their tiny little trees Their zen, their ping-pong, their yin and yang-eze I like Chinese I like Chinese