Mr. Telephone Man

Mr. Telephone man There's something wrong with my line When I dial my baby's number I get a click every time Mr. Telephone Man There's something wrong with my line When I dial my baby's number I get a click every time When I dial 611 Computer Service She said "Hello may I help you, please?" I told her something must be wrong with my phone 'Cause my baby wouldn't hang up on me Mr. Telephone Man There's something wrong with my line When I dial my baby's number I get a click every time Mr. Telephone Man There's something wrong with my line When I dial my baby's number I get a click every time She let the phone ring twenty times before she answered Let me tell you what happened then A minute later I got the operator Saying "please hang up and place your call again" Mr. Telephone man There's something wrong with my line When I dial my baby's number I get a click every time Mr. Telephone Man Something's wrong with my line I thought I dialed her number But I get a click every time Some strange man is on the telephone He keeps telling me my baby ain't home She got no party line This situation's blowing my mind Oh, I just can't take this anymore "Please operator See what you can do I dialed the right number But I still couldn't get through Could you just check the line Just one more time, if you can I'm pretty sure her phone wouldn't be answered by no man" Mr. Telephone Man There's something wrong with my line When I dial my baby's number I get a click every time Mr. Telephone Man Something's wrong with my line I'm trying to dial her number But I get a click every time Must be a bad connection I give her my love and affection I just can't take this no more This situation's blowing my mind (blowing my mind) Can't get my baby on the line I tried dialing information (Mr. Telephone Man) I can't get no cooperation (Mr. Telephone Man) Her sister's on the phone telling me my baby ain't at home Come on baby, I just can't take it no more Help me out Please Mr. Telephone Man Help me out Please Mr. Telephone Man