The Decision

You're probably thinking to yourself "Ninja Sex Party, you're awesome!" We know But thank you anyway You're having trouble deciding Which one of us to have sex with That's natural But nice of you to say Well, maybe I can help you out Clear up all of your confusing doubts Do you want sex with a ninja Or sex with a guy like me The choice should be so obvious (Dan) And although he is mysterious (Brian) Don't you want a man who's tall, whose name is Dan And is Jewish One other thing Everyone in the band has an STD Except for me By the process of elimination you can make determinations On who just that might be It's Brian Brian has an STD I'm sorry --- The Decision - Ninja Sex Party