Scentless Apprentice

Like most babies smell like butter His smell smelled like no other He was born scentless and senseless He was born a scentless apprentice Hey Go away, go away Every wet nurse refused to feed him Electrolytes smell like semen I promise not to sell your perfumed secrets There are countless formulas for pressing flowers Hey Go away, go away Go away I lie in the soil and fertilize mushrooms Leaking out gas fumes are made into perfume You can't fire me because I quit Throw me in the fire and I won't throw a fit Hey Go away, go away Go away, go away Go away, go away Go away