What's The Matter With Parents Today?

Mom and dad, how'd you get so rad, when exactly did you get so hip? Wearing teenage clothes, you're always coming to my shows And telling me that I should mellow out It's absurd, you're singing every word You're not supposed to like my band Things I like you don't understand So please put down that rum and coke, that's no behavior for old folk Can't we just hang out on holidays? Dad and mom, what planet are you from And what convinced you to pack up and leave? Doing drugs and asking me for hugs, what's the matter with parents today? Not again, when will it end Dad's dressing like Mötley Crüe and why is mom's hair dyed bright blue? They're staying out till two or three and then having s*x publicly I thought the apple fell far from the tree Mom and dad I think you ought to quit smoking so much pot And hanging with my friends Laying round on the couch, with my Misfits records out Softly bangin' your heads Maybe it's just a passing phase What's the matter with my parents these days? --- What's The Matter With Parents Today? - NOFX