The Greatest Hustler Of All

Well I met her on the corner of Broadway Said she seen me coming for a mile I guess I should have known she was trouble By the hood wink in her eye She said, "Now watch my hands real careful" But I should've been watching her feet Before I knew it She stole my heart and my wallet Went running on down the street (Chorus) The Greatest Hustler of All Stands about four foot nine Made to be a moocher, low-down hoochie coocher Her daddy made her walk the line Hustles with the greatest of ease Fools any boy anytime The Greatest Hustler in all of this world Been hustlin' this heart of mine Now I've been hustled on the streets of Chicago And the levees of New Orleans But I never knew a woman to work so fast She's what you call a hustlin' queen Well I took her to the fair on Friday We stepped into the kissing booth When I puckered my lips To steal me a kiss She went and stole my gold tooth (Chorus) Well if you see her coming this way boys you'd better take care 'Cause she'll hustle your heart away into the air So fellas if your down on the corner She's not that hard to find She's the Greatest Hustler in all of this world She stands about four foot nine (Chorus) --- The Greatest Hustler Of All - Old Crow Medicine Show