Suitcase Full of Cash

(We just stopped a red G Wagon driving northbound on the wrong side of the 101) (Carrying fourteen suitcases full of fake unmarked dollar bills) Bring in those suitcases full of cash Keep 'em coming You can save what you wanna So much, it s'til feels unreal, what a waste You spend what you gotta Call the devil, he can put your deal in place Take more 'til you're bloated Too much 'til your bank account gets dumped Check signed, duly noted Deep pockets but you're s'til a chump, don't front We don't care what you earn Take your money, let it burn Laugh it off, what a joke Watch it burning up in smoke In a ditch, in your moat In your castle all alone If you're rich or you're broke We don't care how much you own (The suspects now passing out Monopoly money on the off ramp) Empty out your suitcase Stack it up 'til it won't shut and it breaks Tie it up with a shoelace Fill it up like a piggy bank, don't wait You can keep what you needed But how bad do you need that stuff? Don't bluff I don't think that you cheated But it's funny 'cause it still don't all add up We don't care what you earn Take your money, let it burn Laugh it off, what a joke Watch it burning up in smoke In a ditch, in your moat In your castle all alone If you're rich or you're broke We don't care how much you own (Take that suitcase full of cash and burn it) Whatchu saving for? And what are you becoming? Some people are so poor That all they have is money People sleeping on the floor can be happier with nothing Some people are so poor That all they have is money We don't care what you earn Take your money, let it burn Laugh it off, what a joke Watch it burning up in smoke In a ditch, in your moat In your castle all alone If you're rich or you're broke We don't care how much you own --- Suitcase Full of Cash - Oliver Tree