Country as Fuck

I'm a shade tree mechanic Got a one-ton truck I drink a thirty pack a day 'Cause I'm country as fuck Call me Lil Nas Call Me Tim McGraw Not a moment too soon I had horses in the stall I go to Piggly Wiggly Call out on my CB Steal a VCR and jimmy-rig it to my TV Hot dog holly golly dagnabbit I was two years old when I shot my first rabbit Only got one hat If you touch it then you die Unless you're blonde, you can dance And cinch a hogtie Hot dog holly golly dagnabbit damn son If I don't catch a check I'm gonna sell my wife's gun 'Cause I'm country Livin' it up So dang country You ain't country enough Make my own definition Beat the system 'Bout to start a new religion Call it Country Country as Fuck NASCAR, dive bar, fireworks, guitar Riding mower, landowner, 83 Texoma I was driving tractors before it got s*xy Real cowboys don't rock to Kenny Chesney Catfishin', skinny dippin', bonfires, big tires Willie Nelson, candy meltin' summer sun, shootin' guns Hot dog holly golly dagnabbit I ain't gotta sell my soul If I want it then I grab it Hot dog holly golly dagnabbit damn son I'm about to cash a check buy a Yeti from a plug I'm country Livin' it up So dang country You ain't country enough Make my own definition Beat the system 'Bout to start a new religion Call it Country Country as Fuck I'm country as fuck I make my own definition Start a new religion Beat the system Hot dog holly golly dagnabbit If you bump into me I'ma always say sorry Candy-painted Harley Beer pong at the party All the girls are wild Yeah, country girls are naughty Hot dog holly golly dagnabbit damn son I'm country Livin' it up So dang country You ain't country enough Make my own definition Beat the system 'Bout to start a new religion Call it Country I'm country Country as fuck