Cats

If a man has one cat And another one comes to stay How many cats are there in his house today Two p***y cats, two p***y cats Two p***y cats, two p***y cats Another cat scratches on the door The man lets him in The cat says 'awfully good of you old chap' And licks him on the chin [slurp] Three p***y cats, three p***y cats Three p***y cats, three p***y cats A little bit later on, two more cats appear A tabby one and a stray The man gives them an ice cold beer And that makes - Five p***y cats, five p***y cats Five p***y cats, five p***y cats Lyin' on the kitchen floor Meiow, meiow, meiow, meiow, meiow, meiow, meiow, meiow Four cats jump up And run away chasin' a mouse So how many cats Are there still left in this house One p***y cat, one p***y cat A one little p***y cat A little bitty p***y cat Lyin' on the kitchen floor Meiow, meiow, meiow --- Cats - Peter Combe