Dear Mr. President

I know you're kind of busy Trying to keep the USA free But I'm a concerned citizen Worried about the shape this country's in My friend Bob can't get a job Since they shut down the scrap Metal plant twenty year ago And he might lose his house Since money is scarce So he asked me to help him with his life Now he's sleeping on my couch And hitting on my wife So could you make our lives more easy By doing this little favor Oh Mr. president Won't you please start world war 3 --- Dear Mr. President - The Swift Nudes