The Laundromat Swing

Drop your lucky nickel down the money slot Then toss your dirty drawers where it's piping hot If you want to take your baby to the dancing spot You've got to do the laundromat swing Every working fella on a friday night By twenty after five is getting right If you're gonna show the lady she's a true delight You've got to do the laundromat swing I know you plan to spend the afternoon just lazing But every woman wants a man who smells amazing You must get clean to show your Queen just who her King is Iron out your shirt if you want to flirt Every fella kissing ain't missing the starch around his collar Take your fizzy mop into the barbershop And buy the flower boy out of his whole crop Everybody knows a lover boy is bound to flop If he doesn't do the laundromat swing Oh, you've got to do the laundromat swing I know you plan to spend the afternoon just lazing But every woman wants a man who smells amazing You must get clean to show your Queen just who her King is Iron out your shirt if you want to flirt Every fella kissing ain't missing the starch around his collar Take your fizzy mop into the barbershop And buy the flower boy out of his whole crop Everybody knows a lover boy is bound to flop If he doesn't do the laundromat swing Oh, you've got to do the laundromat swing