Beer

One, two, three, four Woo-hoo-hoo Woo-hoo-hoo She called me late last night to say she loved me so It didn't matter anymore I'll say she never cared and that she never will And do it all again, I guess I'll have to wait until then And if I get drunk, well, I'll pass out On the floor now, baby You won't bother me no more And if you're drinkin' Well, you know that you're my friend and I'll say I think I'll have myself a beer Woo-hoo-hoo Woo-hoo-hoo She called me late last night to say she loved me so But I guess she's changed her mind Well, I should have known it wouldn't be all right But I can't live without her, so I won't even try And if I get drunk, well, I'll pass out On the floor now, baby You won't bother me no more And if you're drinkin' Well, you know that you're my friend and I'll say I think I'll have myself a beer Maybe someday, I'll think of what to say Maybe next time I'll remember what you do She looks like heaven, maybe this is hell Said she'd do it all again, she promised not to tell! And if I get drunk, well, I'll pass out On the floor now, baby You won't bother me no more And it's okay, boy 'Cause you know we'll be good friends and I'll say I think I'll have myself a beer I think I'll have myself a Whoa, oh, oh, oh Whoa, oh, oh, oh Whoa, oh, oh, oh Yeah, yeah, yeah Woo-hoo-hoo Woo-hoo-hoo