Blondes (Have More Fun)

Is it a matter of opinion Or just a contradiction But from where I come from All the blondes have more fun Well just watch them sisters on a Saturday night Peroxide causing all the fights I took a rose in Texas She gimme plenty of practice But I couldn't touch the surface 'Cause of recent face lift She had no idea what love's about 'Cept the one o'clock call on the casting couch Sissy from New York Was on the cover of New Vogue I ain't supposed to be available So completely untouchable I got a limousine 'n' bodyguard and chaperone But God knows Rodder just needs to ball You can keep your black and your red heads You can keep your brunettes too I want to girl that's semi intelligent Gimme a blonde that's six feet two boy And that ain't all I had a crush on Bardot Fell in love with Monroe Read about 'em in the nationals All the juicy little scandals But I never saw 'em dancin' at the county hall With the short fat guy's prematurely bald Dig this You can keep your black and your red heads You can keep your brunettes too Don't want to subservient woman Gimme a blonde that's six feet two boy And that ain't all --- Blondes (Have More Fun) - Rod Stewart