Don't Look Now

Well I remember way back when I was just a boy Goin' places with my mom and dad It used to scare me to death, how momma used to act After six or seven beers she's had We were sittin' at a table when momma got disabled All the liquor runnin' through her head Soon I got to chokin', daddy wasn't jokin' When he grabbed me by the arm and said "Don't look now your momma's got her boobs out Showing everybody in town" Faces turnin' red, we were wishin we were dead There where people standing all around When momma gets to drinkin' there ain't much thinkin' There's nothing anybody can do Just hope and pray there never comes a day When my momma's out drinkin' with you Well we got her in the truck and we started drivin' home When momma said she had to go Daddy pulled it over, we were standing on the shoulder While mom was puttin' on a show Well he started up the truck and momma stood up With her pants still around her knees When we heard momma holler "If ya give me a dollar, well, I'll let you take a peek at these" "Don't look now, your momma's got her boobs out Showin' everybody in town" Faces turnin' red, we were wishing we were dead There were people standing all around When momma gets to drinkin', there ain't much thinkin' There's nothing anybody can do Oh, won't you hope and pray there never comes a day When my momma's out drinkin' with you Oh, won't you hope and pray there never comes a day When my momma's out drinkin' with you