Fate's Right Hand

Cool as a rule you don't learn in no school You can't brown nose the teacher from a dunce hat stool It's the hum and the rhythm of the birds and the bees The momma's and the poppa's and the monkeys in the trees It's the brothers and the sisters living life on the street Play a hunch pull the punch and you'll never get beat By the junk food tattooed white dude true blued Honky with an attitude coming unglued Fate's right hand...I don't understand at all Billy loves women like a junkie loves dope Give him just enough rope the monkey's gon' choke She's a Bill Blass combo maxed out mambo D.K.N.Y. caught him in a lie Ken Starr word man were talking absurd Spending forty million dollars just to give the man a bird He's a king she's a queen so the rap won't stick Get it on with a rubber and you won't get sick Fate's right hand...I don't understand at all Redrum dot com dim sum smart bombs Double cappuccino and a heart like a tom tom Ozone long gone that's it I quit Natural inclination says enough of this_____ Brat pack black jack heart attack crack We need another news channel like a hole in the back There's a one eight-seven on the four-o-five And we all go to heaven on a hard disk drive Fate's right hand...I don't under stand at all Hard rain fish seine hurricane Jane Don't forget about Carla when you're talkin' about poon tang Slow song on the bone rec hall dance Double date Debbie with a pole in my pants First comes love like it always did Or we wouldn't be talkin' 'bout The Houston kid Po-dunk piss-chunk old dead skunk drunk Trot/line Freddy's got his dogs in the trunk Fate's right hand...I don't under stand at all Fate's right hand...man I don't under stand at all --- Fate's Right Hand - Rodney Crowell