Mother's A Redneck Too

Hey I'm a redneck mother I must confess I wear tight blue jeans not a tie-dyed dress. I got a tattoo of Texas on my chest; Hey I'm a redneck mother a redneck at best. I'm a redneck mother and my mother's a redneck too. John Evans: (That ain't nothin Roger) I'm a redneck mother I must concede I wear a red and blue hat it reads "Lonestar Feed." I raised a cross bred chicken it goes "Quakity-cluck" I got a kicker bumper sticker on the back of my truck. I'm a redneck mother and my mother's a redneck too. Chorus: I can fish all night and sleep until noon, Romance a case of beer under the Texas moon. There's only one thing that will set me back And that's a long legged lady in a pink Cadillac. Oh Lord. I'm a redneck mother I must reply. I built a beer can fence nearly 10 ft. high. Yonder on my front porch, it's my guard dog Blue. He's a Mississippi leg hound with legging to do. I'm a redneck mother and my mother's a redneck too. Yeah baby. Chorus: I can fish all night and sleep until noon, Romance a case of beer under the Texas moon. There's only one thing that will set me back, And that's a long legged lady in a pink Cadillac. Go Man. (Roger): John why don't we head down to New Orleans? (John): Could we try to find a bowl of them rice and red beans? Before we hit the road could you explain what this means? Would you sing it for me one more time. Hey I'm a redneck Mother I must confess, I wear tight blue jeans not a tie-dyed dress. I got a tattoo of Texas on my chest; Hey I'm a redneck mother a redneck at best. I'm a redneck mother and my mother's a redneck too. Oh Lord you're a redneck mother and your mother's a redneck too --- Mother's A Redneck Too - Roger Creager