Rules and Regulations

I will never be as cute as you According to the board of human relations I will never fly as high as you According to the board of public citations [Chorus] These are just the rules and regulations Of the birds and the bees The earth and the trees Not to mention the gods, not to mention the gods All my little life I've wanted to roam Even if it was just inside my own home Then one little day I chanced to look back Saw you sittin' there being a sad culprit [Chorus] These are just the rules and regulations Yeah, these are just the rules and regulations And I, like every one; yes I, like every one Must follow them --- Rules and Regulations - Rufus Wainwright