I Could Smoke

Thirty comes fast Kicking at a pile of stones Waiting for a man to look back I could smoke Wouldn't be a bad idea at all Wouldn't be a bad idea at all Wouldn't be a bad idea at all When it hit me Thicker than a pile of bricks My father he was younger than I And he smoked Wouldn't be a bad idea at all Wouldn't be a bad idea at all Wouldn't be a bad idea at all Maybe I should go and get someone pregnant Put a little pressure on the situation Bad idea at all Wouldn't be a bad idea at all Wouldn't be a bad idea As far as bad ideas go I could smoke Ah, ah, ah Marry me so We could go and learn Japanese Watching as our families die 'Cause they smoked Wouldn't be a bad idea at all Wouldn't be a bad idea at all Wouldn't be a bad idea at all Marry me so We could have a boy of our own Watch him as he grows up alone But if he smokes But if he smokes But if he smokes But if he smokes But if he smokes --- I Could Smoke - Said the Whale