Level Best

Call me collect Call me anytime you need to I'll be waiting there If you've got a girlfriend Or a boyfriend I'll be on the line doing my level best Call me an asshole Call me what you want to I will love you still Call me complaining I will entertain you And tell it like it is If you start a band Well, you can use my van I'll be in the crowd, doing my level best I'll scream with all my might 'Cause it's my level best Call me divided Call me at your lowest I will belong to you Call me at midnight I can talk for hours Discussing male privilege If you are in trouble Something illegal I'll be at your side, doing my level best If it breaks me up inside It's my level best Call me with bad news Tell me that you loved her I will listen to you I will catch the next flight from any country I will risk it all to do my level best I'd fly the plane myself and do my level best If you need a million dollars by tomorrow I would rob a bank to do my level best I'd smuggle in drugs, it's my level best I would kill the Queen, it's my level best A thousand bright ideas, they're my level best --- Level Best - Said the Whale