Sweet As Whole

Sometimes I can be perfectly sweet Got this sugary me stuffed up in my sleeve And I talk of ponies and rainbows and things And I'm just who you want me to be But like most creatures down here on the ground I'm composed of the elements moving around And I grow and change and I shift and I switch And it turns out I'm actually kind of a b**** But that only happens when I get provoked By some piece of s*** a**hole we all sadly know And I sit and I write while reminding you all That mean songs are still better than going postal And that guy's an a**hole That girl's a b**** Baby it's natural No gettin' away from it So sing it out with me And then let it go F*** that guy he's just an a**hole Oh a**hole A**hole A**hole I see I've surprised you with some of my words And I know that surprises, while fun, still can hurt And I hate to think that I ruined the day Of the dick and the queen of the high horse parade But I'm sick and tired of your poisonous ways Your toxin wasting perfectly good space And I say what I think 'Cause it's more economic than drugs or a drink That guy's an a**hole That girl's a b**** Baby it's natural No gettin' away from it So sing it out with me And then let it go F*** that guy he's just an a**hole And I won't let him in Under my skin You're a sad sack of s*** That's pathetic Just a festering sore Who will never be more than that If I don't let it And that guy's an a**hole That girl's a b**** Baby it's natural No gettin' away from it So sing it out with me And then let it go F*** that guy he's just an a**hole That guy's an a**hole That girl's a b**** Baby it's natural No gettin' away from it So sing it out with me And then let it go F*** that guy he's just an a**hole --- Sweet as Whole - Sara Bareilles