Psychiatrist

Johnny got upset and drank a bottle of Sea Breeze Mommy figured out he wasn't too happy The family looks nice beu they're rotting inside They all hate eachother but nobody knows why So they go to the shrink he says, "You're very nice people but Johnny causes problems and negative feelings, he really needs help." and then mommy starts crying. "But if you give me your checkbook we can hospitalize him." CH: Made dependent on a doctor for your mental hell The ritulin pills are gonna make you well 6 weeks of bliss, your emotional fix Then give daddy the bill for the therapy swill Your doc is your drug he's got your medication He gets through to you better when you're under sedation Something from your past that he won't let relax You wish you were dead but he makes your time last So you sit in the day room and watch a TV You're never alone, under close scrutiny Don't cause any problems, you'll end up on your back Chock full of thorazine and trapped like a rat --- Psychiatrist - Screeching Weasel