Don't Bother

She's got the kind of look that defies gravity She's the greatest cook And she's fat free She's been to private school And she speaks perfect French She's got the perfect friends Oh isn't she cool? She practices Tai Chi She'd never lose her nerve She's more than you deserve She's just far better than me Hey, hey So don't bother I won't die of deception I promise you won't ever see me cry Don't feel sorry And don't bother I'll be fine But she's waiting The ring you gave to her will lose its shine So don't bother, be unkind I'm sure she doesn't know How to touch you like I would I beat her at that one good Don't you think so? She's almost six feet tall She must think I'm a flea I'm really a cat, you see And it's not my last life at all Hey, hey So don't bother I won't die of deception I promise you won't ever see me cry Don't feel sorry Don't bother I'll be fine But she's waiting The ring you gave to her will lose its shine So don't bother, be unkind For you, I'd give up all I own And move to a communist country If you came with me, of course And I'd file my nails so they don't hurt you And lose those pounds, and learn about football If it made you stay, but you won't, but you won't So don't bother I'll be fine, I'll be fine, I'll be fine, I'll be fine I promise you won't ever see me cry And after all I'm glad that I'm not your type I promise you won't ever see me cry Don't bother I'll be fine, I'll be fine, I'll be fine, I'll be fine I promise you won't ever see me cry And after all I'm glad that I'm not your type Not your type, not your type, not your type I promise you won't ever see me cry --- Don't Bother - Shakira