Drunk On A Bike

It happened so fast He didn't have time to think Or maybe he had too much A bit too much to drink When he went riding off Into the bright sunshine It turned out to be The lights of a car Can somebody help me please Scrape this man up off the road Can somebody help me please I cannot do it on my own As the police Were scraping him off the fender A friend of his had said That he had been on a bender And that he had a huge fight Yeah, he had a fight with his wife Then he got pissed off Then rode off on his bike He was drunk He was drunk on a bike