All You Ever Think About Is s*x

Think about the places we've had our little fun In the church at Christmas, busted by that nun Then in that museum, beneath the mastodon Stating our positions on the White House lawn [Chorus] All you ever think about is s*x All you ever think about exclusively All you ever think about is s*x, all right with me Say, do you remember the Dodgers and the Mets Fifty thousand people saw us and turned red I'm still not recovered from Saturday's faux pas When your father came home, saw us, and dropped dead [Chorus] In a world of lovers, we don't love each other much Fact is, we're too busy to love each other much [Chorus] --- All You Ever Think About Is s*x - Sparks