Talent Is An Asset

Albert is smart, he's a genius Watch Albert putter, an obvious genius Someday he will reassess the world And he'll still have time for lots of girls when he grows up he'll remember us When he grows up we are sure that he'll remember us We made sure that Albert wore his mac, We kept all the strangers off his back (Go away) Everythings relative (Go away Albert mother said to me) We're Albert's relatives, and he don't need any non-relatives Talent is an asset, you've got to understand that Talent is an asset and little Albert has it Talent is an asset and Albert surely has it. One day he'll sever his apron strings All of the while he'll be scribbling his genius things Look at Albert isn't he a sight Growing, growing at the speed of light. (Go away) Everythings relative (Go away Albert mother said to me) We're Albert's relatives, and he don't need any non-relatives Talent is an asset and little albert has it (go away) Talent is relative (go away) That's hypothetical (go away) We are his relatives (go away) That's parenthetical (go away) Spare your superlatives (go away) There's the receptacle (go away) There's the receptacle (go away) leave Alberts study room (go away) Leave alberts happy home (go away) Leave alberts neighrbourhood (go away) Leave alberts city too (go away) Leave alberts comfy seat (go away) Leave alberts country (go away) Leave alberts continent (go away) Leave alberts hemisphere (go away) Leave alberts planet too (go away) Leave alberts universe (go away) No one must see him now (go away) Only the medical (go away) No one must come near him (go away) Don't be too cynical (go away) Don't be too critical (go away) Cancel the magazines (go away) They're much too political (go away) Don't buy him any jeans (go away) They're much too casual (go away) Talent is relative (go away) That's hypothetical... --- Talent Is an Asset - Sparks