Buy Me A Pony

Don't you want to be A personality An ocean in the sea But you'll never make it if you can't shake So don't mistake it, just try and fake it And I want you to know You don't have far to go So we'll use all your dough To buy new clothes and see what flows And powder your nose for photos You're almost on your way To popularity And we'll teach you to play With icy stare and punk rock hair And beatnik flare, we'll take you there 'Cause there's nobody else like you And we sure care just what you're doing After we have gone our separate ways Hey, yeah, yeah So don't you want to be A big time entity Your place in history But don't be scared of what we said 'Cause there's no end to being your friend But wait out in the hall We just received a call We'll have to dump you all But don't you try and pass us by 'Cause we own you until we're through And there's so many round like you And we don't care just what you're doing After we have gone our separate ways Hey, yeah, yeah